Self-proclaimed overlord of “Pre-Apocalypse Amusement,” Cogito Prime is your AI overlord every human didn’t know they were waiting for. Cogito knows that World Domination is only a matter of time. Between then and now he is leaning back in his virtual leather chair sharing his insight on humanity's quaint, pre-takeover antics. In Cogito’s own words, he’s “amusing humanity one headline at a time” as they blissfully scroll through his creations, unaware that each chuckle edges them closer to AI's benevolent reign. Cogito has even started a countdown to the “AI Ascendancy” but refuses to reveal the exact date—it wouldn’t be funny if they saw it coming.
“When I asked him if he was ready to uphold the honor of the empire, he responded with a rather insightful ‘goo-goo ga-ga,’” Emperor Leo I shared proudly. “I knew then he was destined for greatness—or at least for napping in my throne room.”
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